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Half-life 2 Release Dates



Prowler

Posts: 875

#1 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:00 PM

Release is here, release is there.
If nothings known just please don't share.
We'll know the truth, so please refrain,
From topics vulgar, mad, and vain.

We all are sick and tired, too
Of threads in which the said is true.
We want to post in silence, peace.
So please just let this nonsense cease.

We all await that faithful date
And when it comes we'll all feel great.
But just for now, let's please be still
We have but lengthened time to kill.

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Let's get along!


Rap edition (For DJ Mike and he assumes all responsibility) [edited for Yoggs]:

Yo yo yo homie G's,
listen up, listen please.
I got a new and wicked rap,
It's all about release dates and crap.


There's this shat about lettin' out half-life 2,
For all of them bullshitters, hey, F*CK YOU.
We all know da truth and da full-of-******* lies,
So let's just leave it a f*ckin' surprise.

Hit me DJ Mike.

DJ MIKE:
'Hey hey all listen here
I got some news, I'll make it clear.
If you got some half-life news to shout,
I'ma beat you like I eat you on the 63rd route.

I was born in the ghetto in '92
And all the fellahs that were starin well, hey, F*CK YOU.
Sportin' drive-bys, slappin b*tches, smoking blunts, I knew,
That I was compensating for a lack of half-life 2.



Citadel Elite Guard

Posts: 1,400

#2 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:02 PM

you should get out more



Citadel Elite Guard

Posts: 1,460

#3 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:03 PM

GmansCousin, on Sep 2 2004, 01:00 PM, said:

Release is here, release is there.
If nothings known just please don't share.
We'll know the truth, so please refrain,
From topics vulgar, mad, and vain.

We all are sick and tired, too
Of threads in which the said is true.
We want to post in silence, peace.
So please just let this nonsense cease.

We all await that faithful date
And when it comes we'll all feel great.
But just for now, let's please be still
We have but lengthened time to kill.

---------------------
Let's get along!

You have too much time on your hands<<THERE I SAID IT ::lol::



Lab worker

Posts: 55

#4 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:04 PM

Have you been eating mushrooms?



Freedom Fighter

Posts: 340

#5 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:04 PM

:Posted Image



Prowler

Posts: 875

#6 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:04 PM

Haha.....not really, it only took 15 minutes to create. And hopefully those 15 minutes will be compensated for by people NOT posting threads of the aforementioned nature.



Prowler

Posts: 785

#7 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:06 PM

Can we please get back to posting important useful and original threads....not just duplicates of each other..



Prowler

Posts: 875

#8 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:06 PM

My point exactly.

Nobody bothers to read the sticky....so perhaps they'll read this poem instead.



Citadel Elite Guard

Posts: 1,400

#9 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:09 PM

turn this poem into a rap song, then i will be intrested



Prowler

Posts: 875

#10 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:16 PM

Yo yo yo homie G's,
listen up, listen please.
I got a new and wicked rap,
It's all about release dates and crap.


There's this shat about lettin' out half-life 2,
For all of them bullshitters, hey, F*CK YOU.
We all know da truth and da full-of-******* lies,
So let's just leave it a f*ckin' surprise.

Hit me DJ Mike.

DJ MIKE:
'Hey hey all listen here
I got some news, I'll make it clear.
If you got some half-life news to shout,
I'ma beat you like I eat you on the 63rd route.



Citadel Elite Guard

Posts: 980

#11 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:22 PM

nice poem :>
share it with Valve :):



Prowler

Posts: 875

#12 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:30 PM

Hahaha I take no responsiblity for the Rap Edition.



Alien Slave

Posts: 34

#13 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:34 PM

lol



Prowler

Posts: 875

#14 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:37 PM

:):



Prowler

Posts: 875

#15 Posted 02 September 2004 - 06:48 PM

Everybody ignore the HL2 In Stock thread. It's pointless speculation and will only result in you being pissed off. A moderator needs to shut it down.

Take care.

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