<suicide_mission> and yesterday I didn't get to have sex because it was too cold
<FatFunkey> woo stupidity thread!
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> damn, suicide_mission that sucks
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> but sex warms you up
<suicide_mission> yes it does
<FatFunkey> and gives you AIDS
<FatFunkey> tru story
<suicide_mission> apparently woman's vagina does not react well to cold
<suicide_mission> and rape
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> damn :(
<FatFunkey> damn :<
<FatFunkey> what about warm rape?
<suicide_mission> it could work
<FatFunkey> or hot lava rape
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> maybe women are evolving an anti-rape system in their vaginas?
<FatFunkey> apprenlty only cold rape
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> hmm yes
<FatFunkey> we must also evolve..
<FatFunkey> SAUNAS FRO EVERYBODY!
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> maybe it only protects against nighttime outside rape
<suicide_mission> so, I had to have sex with my left forearm
<suicide_mission> it was hard at first
<Doolittle> just dont hook those servers up to your internet, your isp might get a little pissy with you
<suicide_mission> ... but they the guitar string helped
<+ChristmasChristmasErectuX360> hey that reminds me
<FatFunkey> Doolittle we have more pressing issues to talk about...like warm and cold rape
<Doolittle> ic, carry on