Half-Life Fallout: #hlfallout on Gamesurge - Half-Life Fallout

He's a masochist. For which the sadists of the site are grateful.

Yet you still continue to come here.

bones' ego goes down
my penis goes up

<@sui-> >quote
<@hlfbot-> Quote #269: Think of it this way sui-, now you can spend more time mapping pl_gramma - Mr_Filament
<@sui-> she is dead now
<@sui->
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<@Brumisator> and so is he
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<+The-fox> and so is it
<@Brumisator> !8 why does everyone around me keep dying?
<@ChanServ> Brumisator: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<+The-fox> >8 is Brumisator the bringer of death?
<+The-fox> oh right
<+The-fox> !8 is Brumisator the bringer of death?
<@ChanServ> The-fox: Maybe so.
<+The-fox> !8 is he?
<@ChanServ> The-fox: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
* @Brumisator pokes The-fox with his scythe
<+The-fox> well thats cohhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
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<@Brumisator> BWahahaha

Evil forces? Don't be silly!

<genestarwand> im buzzed
<genestarwand> shutup
<genestarwand> stop it
<genestarwand> im going to ride to store
<genestarwand> for more booze
<genestarwand> then come back
<genestarwand> and get drunk
<mipac> I'm pretty sure you will crash and die
<genestarwand> how does that make you feel
<mipac> I'm starting to drink now
<genestarwand> nah bro
<genestarwand> im pro at riding bicycle drunk
<mipac> I'm having an energy drink
<mipac> then wine
<genestarwand> lol
<genestarwand> gay
<genestarwand> drink a bottle of wine
<mipac> I'm gonna buzz all night
<genestarwand> cab sov
<genestarwand> whole bottle
<mipac> I will
<genestarwand> dont puss
<mipac> I'm doing it
<mipac> you're the faggot here bro
* genestarwand hi fives mipac
<genestarwand> im getting booze
<mipac> yeeeeeeah
<genestarwand> ass
<mipac> get some
<genestarwand> ill be back in
<genestarwand> like
<genestarwand> 15 to 20
<mipac> good
<genestarwand> are you going to be here asshole
<genestarwand> or pussy out
<genestarwand> and goto sleep
<mipac> it's only midnight
<mipac> I'll be up all night
<genestarwand> its 6am
<genestarwand> and im drinking
<genestarwand> hahahaha
<genestarwand> have been
<genestarwand> since
<genestarwand> like
<genestarwand> 2
<genestarwand> or 3
<genestarwand> suck it
<genestarwand> you suck at drinking
<genestarwand> that was mean
<genestarwand> im sorry
<mipac> yeah
<mipac> thats ok
<genestarwand> my bad bro
<genestarwand> see you in 20
<genestarwand> enjoy your booze

<sui->
<sui-> sometimes
<sui-> when you see a porn movie
<sui-> the actress looks soo cute
<sui-> you wish she wasnt in the porno

<sui0> i hate dubbing
<sui0> its a crime
<sui0> an abomination
<sui0> all these porn actors doing hentai films are always attrotious
<sui0> its like they dont put in any feeling into their roles

<sui-> i like how the contra characters go in shirtless
<sui-> to battle an insane number of enemies & aliens


<AzleGamer> Apparently, one of the girls that works there had to run to the back of Geek Squad to try and get ahold of an agent
<AzleGamer> (yes I work there, forgive me)
<AzleGamer> and when she went back there she discovered something quite incredible
<Reddington> YOU WORK FOR THE GEEK SQUAD?
<AzleGamer> (Just a sales rep, I'll go into it later)
<Reddington> ok
<AzleGamer> One of the agents back there was rocking out with his cock out
<Reddington> D:
<Mr_Filament> Nice
<AzleGamer> to a glorious display of pron on the computer
<Reddington> a customer's computer?
<Mr_Filament> Living the dream
<AzleGamer> heres a awesome part of the computer
<AzleGamer> it wasnt a customer
<AzleGamer> but the girl who discovered him
<AzleGamer> it was
<AzleGamer> and bear with me
<Reddington> ok
<AzleGamer> her boyfriends sisters comp
<Mr_Filament> So, making it a customer's comp?
<AzleGamer> her bf also works at the store
<AzleGamer> brought it in as a personal favor
<AzleGamer> not exactly
<Mr_Filament> ah
<Reddington> so it was an under the table deal
<AzleGamer> yep
<AzleGamer> so like... 3 people could be fucked lol
<Reddington> then what happened
<AzleGamer> Well, the general manager was there
<Inimitable> geek squad orgy obviously

<sui-> i dont like shaved pussy
<sui-> i like em post puberty
<sui-> unlike HotGore
<HotGore> he likes dicks though

<ErectuZ> AnthraX
<ErectuZ> do you know what the best way to **** a sheep is?
<AnthraX> wat
<AnthraX> no
<ErectuZ> wear boots
<ErectuZ> theny ou just have to catch it, but the rear feet into the boots
<ErectuZ> and then the sheep does all the work

<Guillermo^> oh yeah neva-
<Guillermo^> i downloaded darksiders
<Guillermo^> for the 360
<Guillermo^> played it for an hour or so
<The-fox> oh no
<Guillermo^> it's p. good
<The-fox> Guillermo^ has turned to the dark side
<Guillermo^> i'm shocked
<neva-> yeah
<The-fox> fagsoles
<Guillermo^> i'll buy it for the PS3
<neva-> its really good
<neva-> keeps getting better
<Guillermo^> if it's still good later on
<neva-> considering its their first game
<Guillermo^> i like that dickish sidekick you have
<neva-> yeah
<neva-> mark hamill is his voice
<Guillermo^> i didn't know that
<neva-> sounds a little bit too much like his joker voice
<neva-> but still cool
<neva-> Guillermo^
<neva-> what bit are you up to
<Guillermo^> i'm really early on
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<ChanServ> [ErectuZ] <+neva-> !setinfo <@Brumzy> !setinfo <+ErectoR> according to IRC timestamps
<Guillermo^> i woke up some golem
<Guillermo^> and entered a library i think
<Guillermo^> and just exited it
<neva-> so your at the first dungeon
<ErectuZ> wow
<ErectuZ> uruguay sounds exciting