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I can forgive you for reading video game novels, but not comics. Regular comics are bad enough already that I cannot fathom how terrible it would be to read one based on a video game.
Mass Effect 3
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#167 Posted 06 February 2012 - 03:41 AM
They're horrible. Evolution is particularly horrible.
Eat my piss.
#169 Posted 06 February 2012 - 04:28 PM
Want to see my business card? You'll love the subtle off white colouring.
Eat my piss.
#170 Posted 06 February 2012 - 07:29 PM
I am really into game novels, some are better than other but the quality of this one had me hooked from the beginning.
#171 Posted 06 February 2012 - 08:35 PM
City 17, on 06 February 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:
I am really into game novels, some are better than other but the quality of this one had me hooked from the beginning.
*Revengeance
#173 Posted 06 February 2012 - 08:54 PM
Recoil Operated, on 06 February 2012 - 08:35 PM, said:
*Revengeance
Yeah I have to agree with some of the blogs pointing out errors like this in the novel, some chapters contradict stuff that happened in the first Petz Horsez novel and the main character Flora is described as having brown hair in the first novel and ginger in the new one BUT half way through it says "her brown hair was as brown as the really muddy ground Flora and her horse were galloping on" so I think they made a really big mistake there. Disappointing most of the second novel is just padded out with screenshots from the game too.
#174 Posted 06 February 2012 - 09:00 PM
City 17, on 06 February 2012 - 04:54 PM, said:
Yeah I have to agree with some of the blogs pointing out errors like this in the novel, some chapters contradict stuff that happened in the first Petz Horsez novel and the main character Flora is described as having brown hair in the first novel and ginger in the new one BUT half way through it says "her brown hair was as brown as the really muddy ground Flora and her horse were galloping on" so I think they made a really big mistake there. Disappointing most of the second novel is just padded out with screenshots from the game too.
I heard they made Flora autistic in the novelization too.
#175 Posted 06 February 2012 - 09:08 PM
Recoil Operated, on 06 February 2012 - 09:00 PM, said:
I heard they made Flora autistic in the novelization too.
Yeah and I'm loosing a little interest for the 3rd novel as I hear most of the story will be focused on the UFO's rather than the horsez.
#176 Posted 06 February 2012 - 11:19 PM
OH GOD! HELP ME! I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!
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A Vvaardenfell sunset
#177 Posted 07 February 2012 - 02:11 AM
I enjoyed the first two Mass Effect novels.
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#178 Posted 07 February 2012 - 10:20 AM
I always liked how the first Horsez novel was a good metaphor for human sexuality, especially that bit where "His manhood struggled to cope with the feeling of the hump" which is a metaphor for men's sore balls when riding horses.
Horsez 2 and 3 are just total action with no depth, how did Caballo Blanco manage to defeat the Skorsh and return to Earth safely after his heroic sacrifice? Fuck this shit.
Horsez 2 and 3 are just total action with no depth, how did Caballo Blanco manage to defeat the Skorsh and return to Earth safely after his heroic sacrifice? Fuck this shit.
#180 Posted 07 February 2012 - 09:48 PM
Berrie, on 07 February 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:
You people crack me up.
Don't ever change HLF. Especially City 17.
Don't ever change HLF. Especially City 17.
What do you mean "you people"