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Well the title is self explanatory.
Post all your short and long reviews in this thread, then discuss them, and be nice to each other.
THIS THREAD WILL BE FILLED WITH SPOILERS! BEWARE!
Your reviews and thoughts on Portal 2 [spoilers]
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#2 Posted 19 April 2011 - 06:56 AM
OH yes YES YES! This game... is so ... Well damn, I'm speechless.
Everything is right! The atmosphere is amazing, the puzzles are good, GLaDOS is deliciously evil. (Only up to chamber 15 so far, I'm forcing myself to take a break just to make everything last longer).
I haven't touched coop yet, but I'm disapointed at the F'ing coop bot customization existing. More TF2 hat whoring, whopee!
EDIT: Forgot to mention. If a funny game's writing quality can be judged by how many seconds it takes for the player to laugh out loud...it got me at trying to speak
Everything is right! The atmosphere is amazing, the puzzles are good, GLaDOS is deliciously evil. (Only up to chamber 15 so far, I'm forcing myself to take a break just to make everything last longer).
I haven't touched coop yet, but I'm disapointed at the F'ing coop bot customization existing. More TF2 hat whoring, whopee!
EDIT: Forgot to mention. If a funny game's writing quality can be judged by how many seconds it takes for the player to laugh out loud...it got me at trying to speak
A Vvaardenfell sunset
#3 Posted 19 April 2011 - 08:52 AM
It's even more amazing and funny than I expected and hoped.
Eat my piss.
#6 Posted 19 April 2011 - 03:32 PM
I'm kinda worried about that day 1 $80 DLC.
Also the user response has been generally negative regarding its length.
Also the user response has been generally negative regarding its length.
<Brumisator> dr matta is starting to act more and mor like the retarded part of gui's brain when he posts
[HLF]GUI: Seeing your name in red brings nothing but shadows to my dark soul. you will ruin this site. humanity. will burn.
EatChildren: oh god not dr matta what have we done
[HLF]GUI: Seeing your name in red brings nothing but shadows to my dark soul. you will ruin this site. humanity. will burn.
EatChildren: oh god not dr matta what have we done
#7 Posted 19 April 2011 - 03:56 PM
The single player is ~6+ hours, probably closer to 7 or 8. It's short, but it's rock solid from start to finish. It's also only two thirds of the game. Anybody going in expecting a longer single player, when there's an entire co-op campaign too, is an idiot.
But I'm sure people will find something stupid to complain about. Already folk are pissy there's next to no Episode 3 references. Because, you know, that was totally going to happen.
Entitlement generation, do your work.
But I'm sure people will find something stupid to complain about. Already folk are pissy there's next to no Episode 3 references. Because, you know, that was totally going to happen.
Entitlement generation, do your work.
Eat my piss.
#8 Posted 19 April 2011 - 04:09 PM
Really really dig this game. Especially how it throws you forth and back with the environments and how the environment told a bit of Apeture Science history.
Also liked the hints of the relation it has with the HL-universe.
They outdid themselves with this game. Haven't played coop section but will soon. I agree with Brumisator on the customisation part. Wth were they thinking. Do I care how my Apeture Science robots look like? No, when it essentially is about solving the puzzles together.
There already appear to be hints in this game. There is one radio transmission in a hidden Ratman lair and one in a commentary node in another Ratman lair. They seem not to be morsecode. Maybe pictures of Episode? I doubt it hopefully they will get solved quick.
EDIT:
!SPOILERS! Here are the links for both transmission: first one and second one
Also lulz for this achievement: Do click me if you want to spoil yourself
Also liked the hints of the relation it has with the HL-universe.
They outdid themselves with this game. Haven't played coop section but will soon. I agree with Brumisator on the customisation part. Wth were they thinking. Do I care how my Apeture Science robots look like? No, when it essentially is about solving the puzzles together.
There already appear to be hints in this game. There is one radio transmission in a hidden Ratman lair and one in a commentary node in another Ratman lair. They seem not to be morsecode. Maybe pictures of Episode? I doubt it hopefully they will get solved quick.
EDIT:
!SPOILERS! Here are the links for both transmission: first one and second one
Also lulz for this achievement: Do click me if you want to spoil yourself
Apollo, on Aug 1 2007, 10:31 PM, said:
By 'nuke' they mean meltdown of your computer's cores. Chernobyl was just the alpha test of Crysis.
#10 Posted 19 April 2011 - 07:37 PM
Just finished it. Compared to all the other single player Valve endings, it gets about a 4 out of 10.
I JUST WANT SOMETHING ELSE TO TIE IT TO HL2 ARRRFGGGHHHH
I JUST WANT SOMETHING ELSE TO TIE IT TO HL2 ARRRFGGGHHHH
Artist formerly known as AzleGamer & AggieGamer
Xbox Live and PSN: AzleGamer
#11 Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:50 AM
I can't access the console.
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XBOX Live/Steam - Crusty Magic
PSN - Crusty_Magic
#12 Posted 20 April 2011 - 12:51 AM
Crusty Magic, on 19 April 2011 - 07:50 PM, said:
I can't access the console.
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Have you enabled it yet?
Artist formerly known as AzleGamer & AggieGamer
Xbox Live and PSN: AzleGamer
#14 Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:01 AM
AeroAggie, on 19 April 2011 - 05:51 PM, said:
Have you enabled it yet?
I could have sworn I did, but went back in and said it was disabled.
Working now.
XBOX Live/Steam - Crusty Magic
PSN - Crusty_Magic
#15 Posted 20 April 2011 - 02:12 AM
2/3rd's through....going to finish off the single player game. Pretty polished, funny game so far...
Any 1 try co-op yet?
Any 1 try co-op yet?
Death smiles at us all...all we can do is smile back.