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Need help just found a lost kitten dont know what to do
#1 Posted 01 June 2011 - 06:06 AM
So i just got done hanging with some friends and as i was walking home i noticed a cat following me... immediately i noticed that it was a house cat so it must be lost. It seems to be about a 5-7 month old kitty so what should i feed him should i give him milk?
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#4 Posted 01 June 2011 - 08:36 AM
That, or give him some food/water (not milk) and maybe call the shelter that you have found a cat.
Also, twitter is fucking useful with these cases, get the word out on twitter, ask people in the area to retweet your kitty-tweets, I bet that that works like a charm.
Good luck!
PS: is it a cute kitty?
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#5 Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:06 AM
First things first. Relax.
Cooking a kitty is easy. Ever cooked a baby? It's the same kinda thing except you want to soak the kitty in oil first (Rather than brushing the oil on.)
Place on a baking tray and shove it in the oven on something like 150. Let it cook slow. Give it around 30 minutes. Pull it out and enjoy. I suggest eating it with Bacon.
Cooking a kitty is easy. Ever cooked a baby? It's the same kinda thing except you want to soak the kitty in oil first (Rather than brushing the oil on.)
Place on a baking tray and shove it in the oven on something like 150. Let it cook slow. Give it around 30 minutes. Pull it out and enjoy. I suggest eating it with Bacon.
#6 Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:19 AM
Water, not milk. Most cats (in the US anyway) are lactose intolerant.
If you're certain it is a house cat from nearby, ask around or put some fliers up. Locate your animal shelter that you have the cat, incase the owners go there.
If you're certain it is a house cat from nearby, ask around or put some fliers up. Locate your animal shelter that you have the cat, incase the owners go there.
Eat my piss.
#8 Posted 01 June 2011 - 10:11 AM
Cats are useless.
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#10 Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:33 PM
We now have something we can test the teleporter on!
#11 Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:44 PM
If after a day you haven't found the owner, do the following.
Buy a box (sealed from observation, but with fresh air coming in), a deadly neurotoxin and a detector tuned for one specific isotope and a solution in which the isotope has a small change of forming.
Next summon a Maxwell's demon and see if Schrodinger was right.
Buy a box (sealed from observation, but with fresh air coming in), a deadly neurotoxin and a detector tuned for one specific isotope and a solution in which the isotope has a small change of forming.
Next summon a Maxwell's demon and see if Schrodinger was right.
#12 Posted 01 June 2011 - 03:16 PM
Milhouse, on 01 June 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:
Don't give him milk, gives them dhiarrea. Water is just fine.
My mom always used to give her cats milk mixed with little pieces of bread...
I don't know for sure whether that does not give them dhiarrea, though...
Berrie, on 01 June 2011 - 08:42 AM, said:
Also I miss threads like these, we use to have general questions like this all the time.
I was actually thinking the exact same thing when I noticed this topic on the front page.
Ahh yes, it feels like 2004 all over again!
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#13 Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:38 PM
Anyway shes been eating cat food an some water... guess i gotta bring her to the vet and check her out. Thank god my pitbull didnt take a bite outta her as he somehow manages to get in my room and chill with the cat lol. And I actually joined HLF in 2004 and never really posted after about a year of checkin the fun topics we had then. Guess i thought it was the same here lol.Heres her pic http://imageshack.us...600/photods.jpg
