Need help just found a lost kitten dont know what to do
#1 Posted 01 June 2011 - 06:06 AM
#2 Posted 01 June 2011 - 06:34 AM
#3 Posted 01 June 2011 - 07:42 AM
Also I miss threads like these, we use to have general questions like this all the time.
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#4 Posted 01 June 2011 - 08:36 AM
That, or give him some food/water (not milk) and maybe call the shelter that you have found a cat.
Also, twitter is fucking useful with these cases, get the word out on twitter, ask people in the area to retweet your kitty-tweets, I bet that that works like a charm.
PS: is it a cute kitty?
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#5 Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:06 AM
Cooking a kitty is easy. Ever cooked a baby? It's the same kinda thing except you want to soak the kitty in oil first (Rather than brushing the oil on.)
Place on a baking tray and shove it in the oven on something like 150. Let it cook slow. Give it around 30 minutes. Pull it out and enjoy. I suggest eating it with Bacon.
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#6 Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:19 AM
If you're certain it is a house cat from nearby, ask around or put some fliers up. Locate your animal shelter that you have the cat, incase the owners go there.
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#8 Posted 01 June 2011 - 10:11 AM
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#11 Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:44 PM
Buy a box (sealed from observation, but with fresh air coming in), a deadly neurotoxin and a detector tuned for one specific isotope and a solution in which the isotope has a small change of forming.
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#12 Posted 01 June 2011 - 03:16 PM
My mom always used to give her cats milk mixed with little pieces of bread...
I don't know for sure whether that does not give them dhiarrea, though...
I was actually thinking the exact same thing when I noticed this topic on the front page.
Ahh yes, it feels like 2004 all over again!
#13 Posted 01 June 2011 - 09:38 PM