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#1 Posted 16 June 2011 - 11:39 AM

They have finally done it, we knew it was coming, and we know that one day it will become part of our daily lives. A Japanese scientist has developed a method to convert your excrement into eatable meats.

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"Sewage mud" is exactly what you think it is – poop. Ikeda's process begins by extracting protein and lipids from the "mud." The lipids are then combined with a reaction enhancer, then whipped into "meat" in an exploder. Ikeda then makes the poop more savory, by adding soya and steak sauce.


Sounds delicious!



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Currently, the price of the poop burgers are 10-20 times that of regular meat, due to the cost of research, but he feels they will even out in a few years. He admits that "some people" may have a psychological aversion to eating artificial meat made of their own poop at first, but thinks many would be open to personally completing the food chain. He also notes that the burgers are extremely low in fat.


Well, you cant win them all, thats what government mandates are for! If it succeeds, this will be the first complete ass-to-mouth food cycle man has every engineered!
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#2 Posted 16 June 2011 - 12:13 PM

Oh shit! Literally!
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#4 Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:56 PM

This will do wonders for the SCAT porn industry.
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#5 Posted 16 June 2011 - 04:19 PM

View PostDrMatta, on 16 June 2011 - 08:56 AM, said:

This will do wonders for the SCAT porn industry.

Of course the German has to bring up poop porn...
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#6 Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:06 PM

Watch who you call German, Tickles. We don't go around calling you Canadian.

I'd be interested to try one in a blind test, but he's right that the psychological barrier is going to be hard to cross.
Is it technically meat, though. It's more of a meat replacement.

Still it's something to think about when you're planning a very long space trip or writing hard science fiction.
Would it be more beneficial to use all the excrement in your hydrophonics or take some for faux-meat.
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#7 Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:23 PM

View PostBerrie, on 16 June 2011 - 10:06 AM, said:

Watch who you call German, Tickles. We don't go around calling you Canadian.

I'd be interested to try one in a blind test, but he's right that the psychological barrier is going to be hard to cross.
Is it technically meat, though. It's more of a meat replacement.

Still it's something to think about when you're planning a very long space trip or writing hard science fiction.
Would it be more beneficial to use all the excrement in your hydrophonics or take some for faux-meat.

Isn't he German? I know his location says the Netherlands, but people can move =P
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#8 Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:30 PM

View PostDyingTickles, on 16 June 2011 - 12:23 PM, said:

Isn't he German? I know his location says the Netherlands, but people can move =P


If something went different in around '40-'45, you probably called us German.
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#9 Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:36 PM

No I'm Dutch.
Guillermo just calls me German for no reason. The same way i call him Mexican for no reason. It's a little love-thing between us.
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#10 Posted 16 June 2011 - 05:39 PM

ahahahaha


aaaaaaaaaaaah japan, you so crazy
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#11 Posted 16 June 2011 - 06:00 PM

I had been debating what to have for dinner tonight. Problem solved.



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#12 Posted 16 June 2011 - 06:08 PM

No.

Just no. And leave it to Japan to call it, "sewage mud"
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#13 Posted 16 June 2011 - 06:58 PM

Finally, soon I'll be able to make my dream porn film where a group of naked women and men eat steak made of feces and drink horse urine.
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#14 Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:16 PM

yes yes, and one day regular feces free porn will be considered a crime.

Back on topic, we will ultimately have to use these so-called food regenerating mechanisms to sustain +15 billion human lifeforms on this planet; space travel while awesome in concept may be simply out of reach technology wise and we will have to keep alive on this planet for a long while.

While Toilet - to - Tap programs in California were rejected, I dont see anything wrong with reutilizing residues as long as the end product is chemically the same as the "original" source.


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#15 Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:36 PM

Maybe the japs will also find a way to turn poop into money!!! Think of the possibilities!!!!! EDIBLE MONEY - OH GOD ITS BRILLIANT
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