Sign In
Register
Help
Brumisator's Profile
Find Topics
Find Posts
Display name history- Group:
- Admin
- Active Posts:
- 20,243 (6.55 per day)
- Most Active In:
- Cafe 17 (6833 posts)
- Joined:
- 06-December 04
- Profile Views:
- 62,538
- Last Active:
Today, 05:54 PM- Currently:
- Offline
Previous Fields
Latest Visitors
-
Guest
11 Apr 2013 - 05:33 -
Trooper 
10 Apr 2013 - 21:20 -
Sneaky_GHoSt
21 Feb 2013 - 12:10 -
Guest
18 Feb 2013 - 07:12 -
Humbug
07 Feb 2013 - 18:09
Brumisator EVE online stole my soul
Posts I've Made
-
In Topic: ArmA 3
Posted 13 Apr 2013
HELICHOPPER PEW PEW
All music by my friend Dr. Matta, get it here: http://drmatta.bandc...um/high-grinder
If you don't like it, sorry. please mute the video and apologize for making Matta cry.
If you don't like the video either, do something better with your day and go fuck yourself.
A little mission I whipped up to practice my chopper flying in Arma 3. Conquer the airfield with your KA-60 by taking out hard targets, then a few soft ones, assisted by an infantry squad you have to drop off and then pick back up & carry home. -
In Topic: Beautiful Literature.
Posted 9 Apr 2013
<+ErectuZzZ> now it's time to watch the latest game of thrones
<+ErectuZzZ> isn't it great having my day narrated for you guys?
<+ErectuZzZ> you always know exactly what I'm doing
<Brumi-> I'm going to start reading your posts in Morgan Freeman's voice
ErectuZ's day off
It was a cold spring mornin', and I had a goddamn old flu hanging on to me like a bayou leech, and brumi had locked me in an airtight room.
I decided it wasn't fit for me to go out into the world in this state, so I remained homebound as it were, doing calculations for ivory tower professors.
After a goodly few hours of toil, I decided I deserved to enjoy myself a little bit, and turned on the tee vee. Pseudo-medieval politics will take my mind of my runny nose.
After only a short while, I grew tired of this broadcast and proceeded to discuss the finer points of heteronormative sexual discourse with my informal aquaintances. We dwelled on dragons and binary numbers. I think my fever must have been acting up, making me see things that weren't there.
Feeling too weak to stand up, I started sliding down on my computer chair, and proceeded to fondle my journeyman rock.
It felt like reality, the only thing anchoring my mind to this place.
While scratching my head in disbelief, I almost burned my scalp with hot chicken soup. Here was this man asking me questions I couldn't answer.
Ragnar Old boy, I said to myself, you better think of something fast, or lose your status as International Icelander.
I disappeared.
I awoke in a daze, apparently having fallen of my stool and hit my head. I was laying in a pool of my own drool and snot. I could do nothing more than grunt incoherently as my numb body started to awaken.
As the feeling returned to my carnal husk, I first sensed agony...so that's why I passed out. Breathing as shallowly as possible, I dragged myself up to a sitting position and hit my head on the keyboard...what was happening to me? could this be the initial stages of lycanthropy?
I stumbled almost drunkenly away from my computer, try to get a grip on myself, as I started to feel the pilosity of my forearms and back begin to grow at an alarming rate. I coughed. Blood! I coughed again, noticing my gums were bleeding and an excruciating pain was growing in my jaw. Canines were growing , ripping through my formerly human teeth.
As I tried to stumble towards my phone, I vaguely remembere that I don't have a phone on my wall anymore, nobody does. In a screeching blur, my shirt ripped away under the pressure of forming hairy musculature, and my nose was becoming a sniveling snout.
I let go a scream for help, and it became a deathly howl.
I, Ragnar the werewolf.
No best journeyman trophy could save my soul now.
The End. -
In Topic: Nature Happened.
Posted 8 Apr 2013
congrats! -
In Topic: The Soapbox
Posted 3 Apr 2013
Mipac-ROCL, on 03 April 2013 - 12:56 PM, said:Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter was one of my most played PS2 games. I don't think many people played it
Playing through it again, still really good.
you're a shitbutt. I played that abomination on PC, and it's a very poor game compared to true PC star wars ship games like X-Wing and TIE fighter. Oh, but it's a console game you say? Wll what aboput the Rogue Squadron games? They all blow this crap out of the water.
I'll say this much: SW:Starfighter is worthy of the prequel movies. -
In Topic: Official Birthday Thread
Posted 26 Mar 2013
Happy Brumiday to all!
I hope you all eat a lot of onions and party down in my name.
My Information
- Member Title:
- Hupsakee!
- Age:
- 29 years old
- Birthday:
- March 26, 1984
- Gender:
-
- Location:
- Onionistan
- Interests:
- onions
Contact Information
- E-mail:
- Click here to e-mail me
- Steam ID:
-
Brumisator
Comments
( sic )
25 Apr 2011 - 16:44EatChildren
18 Oct 2010 - 13:35soldier_of_war
21 Sep 2010 - 18:01Nihilius
02 Jul 2010 - 23:26Gene$tarwind
22 Feb 2010 - 09:27Q
28 Jan 2010 - 10:59